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contraction of "Geoff Fresh", or "Geoffrey Fresh", sometimes used as G (Fresh), it is used as a nom de plume to indicate a strong tongue-in-cheek response or recommendation or assignment or attribution to the author, one who is named "Geoff" or "Geoffrey". One can also use a mitigated version, as in "G (fresher than most)". The usages are an intellectualization of Geoff's emotional or intentional states of mind when presented as a salutation and authorship.
In a letter to a friend, example:
(discussing Apple's new phone product release)

What do you mean, "almost complete"?

Hell, they're sucking out your bodily fluids while you sleep for their alien experiments... Pretty soon, you'll wake up and say, " Steve IS my savior, no one else maketh me to lie down in green pastures..."

What is next? Perhaps the latest Apple 'next great thing'? A smart TV? .... Electrode implantation?

You just need to clone the whole family for the almighty fruit, blessed be it! Apple suite of products for everyone!!

I genuflect in the direction of Cupertino,

G fresh
G Fresh by QPower December 15, 2011
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To be so fresh that you dont even understand the meaning of g-fresh
"woah man, you got some nice burgers cooking here"

"g-fresh"

"aight"
G-Fresh by JD.Bigfoot October 18, 2008

G-Street Fresh Boyz 

Literally the most amazing band ever.
They have the dopest freestylers from the Chi.
They are all well endowed and pull hoes nonstop.
Girl: Hey, what're you listening to?
Boy: Some G-Street Fresh Boyz
Girl: OMG, I JUST WANT YOU TO RAIL MY VAG RIGHT NOWW!
G-Street Fresh Boyz by Edd Helmms August 22, 2011

fresh cut g 

when someone has a fresh cut and you, by law, have to smack their cut
oh hey mcquivey, fresh cut g
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Fresh Out of G.A.S. 

Fresh out of G.A.S. means tired of caring or Giving A Shit!
I was so sick of the games at that job, I am fresh out of G.A.S.
Fresh Out of G.A.S. by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Fresh El Camino Rollin Kilo G 

See J Murda, you idiots.
www.skateoklahoma.tk
cracka ass bitch
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