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Gobernatz 

Pronounced Göh-bêr-ntß
1. noun - a person who has a high dependencey on alcohol, cannot live without it, and has developed a high tolerance of consuming large quantities of alcohol, see 'alcoholic'

2. adjective - a secret desire to try ekkies.

3. noun - A great, sexy, attractice person who will finger his best friends in the ass, play with their dicks, have sword fights when they get drunk, sleep in their jocks with their best mates and still have the nerve to call himself straight in front of his lover (who happens to be of the same sex.

4. noun - Just a weird-ass german name that no one can pronounce or has heard before.
1. Dude you need to slow down or ur gonna become a fuckin' dropkick Gobernatz.

2. leprechaun: What's up with you?
guy: I got gobernatz munchies lad.
leprechaun: Here, have some extacy,
guy: Gee thank you, your a such swell leprechaun =]

3. Quit touching my dick Gobernatz.

4. taxi driver: check out this weird-ass name, Goganats, wtf?
passenger: it's Gobernatz u sad fuck.
Gobernatz by Zach de la Rocha March 18, 2008
Related Words
A very handsome man. Also another word for bro
Goben was at my house yesterday.
Goben and i are going out for dinner tonight.
Goben by gobenslover February 8, 2022
a female or small gobshite as i would define it,something i tend to call small women,(girlfriend)not meant as offensive
shut up out of that ya gobeen
get out of the way ye gobeen ye
stop eating all my jam ye gobeen
gobeen by dave mack September 14, 2006
Gobelja is clear of penaldo
Gobelja by Balšag March 24, 2022

ass goblen 

1. a goblen that dwells in the anal cavity.

2. tongue of a young male, "accidentally" placed in the anus of an intoxicated female
eat bags of shit you ass goblen or. you need to get that checked i hear your ass goblen screaming!
ass goblen by ASs Goub'lu'hEn December 14, 2009
Artistotle was famous to goobeln often of the workings of the world.
goobeln by Canis Write May 22, 2010