Fyrre 

wow im so creative i sure love writing urban dictionary articles about myself

a twitch streamer who needs to see a therapist

you're about as mentally healthy as twitch.tv/fyrrelive!

Fyrre by Fyrre October 18, 2021

Cheeky ferret 

Someone who causes mischief.

Some cheeky ferret snatched my wallet. Glob dang it, Danny!

Cheeky ferret by zimmygirl777 March 11, 2023

ferreteria 

At LOWE'S the department where they sell ferrets.

Ferrets are in such high demand my local ferreteria is always sold out!

ferreteria by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Forrest Hump 

When someone has sex with a mentally challenged person, largely out of pity or mercy.

Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.

Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."

Forrest Hump by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013

Forrest Plump 

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

Forrest Plump by Eddy July 30, 2007

Balloon Ferret 

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

Balloon Ferret by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

FERREL BUSH APE 

A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH

THE FERREL BUSH APES WERE ON THE PROWL LAST NIGHT AGAIN.

FERREL BUSH APE by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012