Often seen at house parties, a fizzamatician is someone adept in the art of drinking alcoholic beverages and organising drinking games. The term lashmaster was used previously to denote a person with the ability to organise drinking games. Fizzamatician describes a person with these skills and more, with a far deeper understand of the science of drinking. A true expert in this field.
Guy A - "Look at that dudemixing his drinks!"
Guy B - "Yeah, he's a expert Fizzamatician"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!