Future farmer

Wants to be a farmer

Listens to hillbilly music

Has a accent

Wears flannel everyday

Favourite Color is camouflage

Bootcut jeans

Western fashion

A’s and B’s student

Loves cows

✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best

Future farmer is life!

Future farmer by Farmer funny November 9, 2021

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future-former

Polite manner in referring to a spouse or partner while in the process of separating and/or waiting for a divorce. Also can be used in reference to all in-laws including, parents, brothers and sisters cousins etc.

My future-former (ie wife/husband) asked me to pay for dinner.

I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.

future-former by Walter P Brzozowicz August 9, 2006

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Futurfarmer

Someone currently relying on government handouts/ food coupons to do themz shoppings down Tescos

a: He's not worked for years, the lazy septic
b: easy bro, he's retarded
a: Cameroon and Obumma won;t give a damn.. Poor bastard's such a futurfarmer

Futurfarmer by Anti-Septic November 9, 2015

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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