Futte

Futte is what you call someone who is very tiny, fat and feminine. Futte is used more as a joke/insult, than an actual adjective.

Hey Futte, you've lost some pounds since the last time I saw you... not.

by Magnus The GRart June 9, 2018

fottesega

italian neologism that means "i really don't care", "i care not".
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.

FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud

1)
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"

2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark

3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate

by 7ornado March 26, 2011

Social Fluttershy

The antonym of a social butterfly. A person who, due to unholy amounts of shyness, is unable to hold a conversation with someone he or she does not know well.

Kevin: The date went pretty well. If you consider we hardly talked at all and mostly stared at the food in front of us.

Michael: Come on, man! You need to be bold to get a chick!

Kevin: But Mike, you know how much of a Social Fluttershy I am!

by Just_Your_Average_Psychopath July 10, 2012

fatter fuck

A fatter fuck is fatter than a fat fuck.

Look at that fatter fuck over there. He's having another desert after desert again. And he thinks that diet coke is going to reduce him to a fat fuck again?

by Ronnieoc714 October 30, 2013

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm

It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

by ginger petunia May 16, 2004

Fluttershychosis

The state of mind reached when a usually meek, demure, and gentle person is pushed past their limits of frustration, tolerance, or anger, and lashes out in an uncharacteristic and frightening fit of untrammeled rage.

In the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" Season One episode entitled "Best Night Ever", kind-hearted pegasus-pony Fluttershy's inability to make friends with Canterlot's local fauna causes her to develop Fluttershychosis and chase the panicked animals into a gala ballroom, her gown and mane all disheveled and dirty, madly screaming, "...you're...going...to LOOOVE MEEEE!!"

by Tim Snortin, Coffeeholic Brony June 3, 2011

Penile Flutter

An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.

"Oh man, that girl at the end of the bar totally gave me a penile flutter."

by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011