Funt fucker

guy who fucks a girls funt
(not in the pussy but just funt)

jan, dylan dident even get it in all the way

sussy, soo where was it at then?

jan, i think he just fucked my funt...

sussy, that would totally make him a funt fucker

Funt fucker by kaleb pierce March 15, 2008

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funfucker

Someone who ruins the fun by not letting it happen or not taking part in it because of their non-festive attitude.

James is a funfucker - he bailed on our hangout just because he didn't want to race.

funfucker by B.Tang December 20, 2010

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funfucker

One that fucks fun.

Caitlin won't go to the movies with us. It was going to be a really fun night, but then she became a funfucker.

funfucker by DanQuinn August 3, 2009

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Funfuckery

Funfuckery. adj, the excitement of starting or completing an endeavor only to be stymied by everyone else trying to do the same thing at the same time, waiting in line.

“So much funfuckery, Cedar Point today as we wait for family of 30 to dismount their electric scooters to get on the roller coaster.” 🎢

“So much funfuckery, Cedar Point today as we wait for family of 30 to dismount their electric scooters to get on the roller coaster.” 🎢

Funfuckery by bartby b May 21, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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