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Funnydiddle 

The word you say when you can't say f word.
Matt: "Hey girl do you wanna funnydiddle later?"
Bethany: "wtf no Matt."
Funnydiddle by Funnydiddle Man January 30, 2021

funnyemperor 

Funnyemperor is a term used to describe someone who has a massive ego. They typically love to only enjoy one (1) show or game at a time. Once they find a new one they will hate on it and call it “mid”. A funnyemperor can be found on the app twitter, more specifically dragon ball twitter. My advice would be to stay away from this dangerous individual if you encounter them.
Friend 1: “Hey! I saw you reply to that dragon ball tweet. The one about goku beating Eren Jaeger”
Friend 2: “Oh yeah, then that **funnyemperor** replied... that mf is down bad FR”
Friend 1: “Haha! Too true!”
funnyemperor by GRINE February 24, 2021
Noun -

A person who funnys people a lot.
Similar-sounding words: Funnier
That funnyer funnyed me yesterday.
funnyer by ZettaWith3Teees November 17, 2020

funnyester 

Very very funny. A total comeback when someone says "you're funnyest!"
Very good thing as well (if you didn't figure it out).
Coco - "You're funny!"
Kim - "You're funnyer!
Coco - "You're funnyest!"
Kim - "You're funnyester!"
funnyester by totalloser101 March 19, 2011

Funnypedia 

An encyclopedia whose entries are comical and/or satirical intertwined with facts. The facts are published in one font, and the funny content is published in another.
Professor Trick Spotter, the main character in a novel, launches "The Funnypedia", it accepts entries from the public and becomes extremely popular. In the real world, "The Funnypedia is © Carlos Manuel Fabara Arias 2018".
Funnypedia by but for June 4, 2018
A business I’m helping to make.
FunnYes is upcoming
FunnYes by Α February 1, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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