funnel caking 

to hang with a friend in a hippie truck while wearing matching denim jackets its not sexual stop youre sinning youre all going to hell

clyde we should go funnel caking im so bored

funnel caking by tweektweektweek April 21, 2018

Funnel caking 

Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)

Did you hear about the funnel caking incident at Walmart last night?

Funnel caking by Davidwebb99 May 2, 2021

Funnelcaking

Drinking from a beer funnel and then eating cake as a chaser. As seen in the film Dirty 30.

"The peanut butter beer and chocolate cake was the best funnelcaking combo."

Funnelcaking by adsdasadsaasd April 7, 2017

Funnelcaking

To perform oral sex on a woman while eating a funnel cake out of her.

Was an inside joke in the old Yahoo Chat Pro Wrestling room. Became defictionalized by many frequent chatters.

I just got done funnelcaking Kate. She loves her some funnelcaking.

Funnelcaking by Ollie Churpuzzi August 28, 2016

Funnelcaking

During intercourse, at the moment of climax, a man funnelcakes when he ejaculates atop his partner in a swirled or waved pattern.

Person 1: I heard Andre was funnelcaking Gennifer last weekend.
Person 2: No way! Thats both gross and awesome at the same time!

Funnelcaking by Hartnett's Yard December 3, 2011