A girl who twerks and shakes their butt in videos to Funk carioca music (Portuguese music from Rio de Janeiro).
Typically their butt faces towards the camera and they are dressed revealing or showing a lot of skin.
person 1: Maria is such a funkeira Instagram?
person 2: I know, her assjust moves with the beat perfectly!
him: DAMN bro that bathroom stinks!
me: Yeah bro thats not even it! i got weird shrooms coming out of my rusty trombone mouth piece! I think I got fungleitice!
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.