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Fundamentalist Evidentialism

A rigid, uncompromising form of evidentialism that treats any belief not supported by “proper” scientific evidence as not merely unjustified but immoral. It dismisses intuition, tradition, and personal experience as worthless, and it insists that evidential standards are universal and absolute. It is fundamentalist because it converts a methodological principle into an ethical absolute.
Fundamentalist Evidentialism Example: “He said that believing in love without a double‑blind study was ‘epistemically irresponsible.’ Fundamentalist evidentialism: measuring the heart with the tools of the lab.”

Fundamentalist Physicalism

A dogmatic physicalism that treats the non‑existence of the non‑physical as an a priori certainty rather than a working hypothesis. It rejects any evidence of mental causation or top‑down causality as impossible by definition, and it dismisses philosophical zombies and the hard problem as “language games.” It is fundamentalist in its refusal to examine its own metaphysical assumptions.

Example: “He insisted that consciousness is ‘obviously’ just brain activity, and that the hard problem is a ‘pseudoproblem.’ Fundamentalist physicalism: solving mysteries by denying they exist.”

Fundamentalist Reductionism

A thoroughgoing reductionism that treats explanation at higher levels as at best a convenience and at worst a deception. It holds that only the most fundamental level (e.g., particle physics) is real, and that all other sciences are mere shadows. It is fundamentalist in its zeal to eliminate levels, ignoring the successful autonomy of chemistry, biology, and psychology.

Example: “He claimed that ‘ultimately’ only quarks are real, and that tables and chairs are ‘illusions.’ Fundamentalist reductionism: sawing off the branch you’re sitting on.”
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026