Function Junction

The Function Junction is a chain of sex shops and porta-brothels located in municipalities in 43 US States, Mexico and Canada. Their tag line is "Function Junction Your Number One Spot for Fucktion Suction."

Hey Bill wanna head down to The Function Junction
How'd ya know I was in the mood for some Fucktion Suction

Function Junction by Chad McLadington May 22, 2019

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function junction

U.S. Navy expression referring to the conjugal act. i.e. the place where the genitalia engage.

last friday night my girlfriend and I took a ride to function junction.

function junction by Anonymous October 24, 2003

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unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

unction junction function by slssfw May 22, 2005

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ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction

worse than anything known to man before. Based upon the multi-sexual origins of the universal constant: mathematics.

Mark: ur mom gay
Joe: ur daddy lesbian
Mark: no u
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Mark: ur grandpap trap
Joe: ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction
Mark: *dies*

ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction by next version of ur mom gay March 13, 2018

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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