Fumosexuality 

A person who has a romantic affection in Fumo.

Person 1: Man, Fumo are so sexy, do we have Fumosexuality
Person 2: I know! they're so hot! and those attractive eyes.. I think we are Fumosexual

Fumosexuality by Frederica Collete Vanilla April 30, 2022

Femsexuality 

Femsexuality is a branching Sexuality, from Pansexuality, in the sense that there is no gender preference nor any care for gender, whatsoever, which excludes it from being considered Bisexuality.

However, it is not the same as Pansexuality since it is an attraction specifically towards feminine qualities. These qualities can depend on what a Femsexual believe defines femininity, such as facial/body proportions or aspects, vocal tone, behavior, etc.

"Because I only like girls and guys who are feminine, I identify with Femsexuality."

Femsexuality by Band Sickle April 25, 2021

Fauxmosexuality 

The process of heterosexual people acting homosexual for some reason or another. Potentially as part of a game of gay chicken.

Man 1: I wish I could quit you!
Man 2: You complete me!
Man 3 (gay): Such a flaming display of fauxmosexuality.
Man 1's Girlfriend: lol.

Fauxmosexuality by StealthyMoose April 26, 2011

Fomosexuality 

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

Fomosexuality by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019