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Fumbleness

to describe a situation where they awkwardly interacted with someone at a bar, using the example of accidentally mishandling a person they refer to as a "baddie." The speaker humorously suggests that their clumsiness might prevent them from accurately determining if a certain physical feature ("booty") is genuine or not. The use of the term "fumbleness" adds a lighthearted and whimsical tone to the narrative.
I just made up a new word in my head. Like when I fumbled a baddie at a bar. I won't know if that booty real or not because of my "fumbleness" lol
Fumbleness by bootyclapper28 August 19, 2023
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fumblepuss 

omg that fumblepuss tastes GOOD
fumblepuss by LAHY October 23, 2016
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fumblepuss 

omg that fumblepuss tastes GOOD
fumblepuss by LAHY October 23, 2016

Fumbleussy 

A: bro I really missed out on that pussy
B: bro you fumbleussy
Fumbleussy by LigmaJoeSigma December 26, 2021

Fumbletesh 

A Streamer or Vtuber who is particularly inept at streaming, usually forgetting to prepare or fumbling at whatever the subject of their stream is.
"Did you see that guy's stream last night?"

"Yeah, he was completely unprepared, what a Fumbletesh."
Fumbletesh by MrTahpHayt October 31, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026