Cramming 20 years of emotion into a six month relationship. 1st date consists of dinner, a u-haul, wedding plans and pulling the goalie. Only having it end on a 400 mile road on two tanks of gas.
I meet this awesome chick on tinder 2 hours ago, I think I'm going full Donald
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand