Full Bondi

Credited to Morning Joe Scarbrough. It when instead of answering questions professionally while testifying in front of congress you decide to deflect every question with answers of no relevance and even insult those who are asking the questions personally. It also can be used when testifying to anyone who is inquiring about performance or being questioned about something they may be doing wrong.

Billy was being asked by his principal why he was in the hallway on his phone by the principal at his school, he went FULL BONDI by letting the principal know he has a 27 ACT score and the principal needs to worry more about the speeding ticket he got last week than why he isn't in class or on his phone without permission.

When testifying before congress Pete Hegseth went FULL BONDI by insulting members of congress and refusing the directly answer any of their direct questions.

Full Bondi by KC MAN April 30, 2026

full bandini 

The act of asking a woman to marry you on the first date.

"He drove from Chicago to Las Vegas and popped the question immediately after penetrating her, on the first date. Don't do what he did. Don't go full bandini."

full bandini by lockie December 11, 2015

Full beam bandit 

A Driver who flashes his headlights on and off full beam as he passes another road user at night.

They usually roam the high ways and countryside and tend to avoid cities and towns but sometimes they stray away from the flock into civilization.

If one encounters a full beam bandit it is important to 'counter flash' them before they pass you in order to keep your dominance over these bandit scum. Just be careful an innocent bystander is not caught in the crossfire or you're no better than them.

Stay vigilant friends, those full beam bastards are out there.

John: Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: What?
John: I was driving home last night and I came under attack by three full beam bandits. I counter flashed two of them but the first one caught me off guard.
Joe: Those sneaky fuckers...

Full beam bandit by BlueShizuka September 13, 2016