fudge pact 

An agreement that, after the holiday season is over, one will cease to indulge in the consumption of excessive sweets.

A: OMG, I think I've gained 35 pounds since Thanksgiving!

B: You're right, you've become quite obese. We need to make a 'fudge pact' that will put a stop to all this overeating.

fudge pact by Bryan Gilbreath December 24, 2010

Fudge Pact 

An agreement between two gays to end eachother's lives when the AIDS gets too painful and death would provide sweet relief.

The doctor told me there was nothing more he could do, and it was just a matter of time now. He left me alone in the room. I picked up a pillow and held it over his face. We had an agreement, a fudge pact.

Fudge Pact by HighlandSprung March 1, 2010

Green Bay Fudgepackers 

What a non-fan of the Green Bay Packers football team might call them.

Hey, the Supertolietbowl this year doesn't have those fucking crappy Green Bay Fudgepackers in it! It's between birds and horses this time around!

Green Bay Fudgepackers by Telephony January 27, 2014

Fitchburg Fudgepacker 

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.

My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

Fitchburg Fudgepacker by shlongkeydonkey October 11, 2018

Fudgepacker 

A man who likes to help Willy Wonka in ways the Oompa Loomas just can't.

Fudgepackers never make it on screen because they always come in the back door.

Fudgepacker by Bobbert Bobbertsmithington October 9, 2008

fudgepacking 

Verb.
To have anal sex. Usually used when referring to gay males. This term is from one male packing (with his penis) the other male's fudge (fecal matter) up his anus.

"So, son... When you say you like to fudgepack... Does that mean you want to go into the ice cream business?"

fudgepacking by Mandy February 15, 2003

fudgepacker 

a man who fucks another man up the ass and enjoys it.

Rehemeyer packed Vitales ass with his little dick. Little fudgepacker.

fudgepacker by Allen R. October 6, 2007