Fucking Kent 

Something an Irishman might yell if he stubs his toe. (The Irish way of saying Fucking Cunt)

*An Irishman is hammering in a nail and hits his thumb* You Fucking Kent!

Fucking Kent by Savvy Jesse September 16, 2009

Fucking Kent 

A term often used if a potential lover lives out of your five-mile radius.

Person 1: She lives in Kent

Richard: Fucking Kent

Fucking Kent by MayorMaynot October 13, 2018

Clive Kent's Fucking Mum 

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).

Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"

Clive Kent's Fucking Mum by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025

Kentucky Fucking Chicken 

Some food that someone doesn't like.

"Hi, Gabby, let's go to eat something at the Key eF Cee."
"Sorry, Claude, I never eat Kentucky Fucking Chicken!

Kentucky Fucking Chicken by Gaboantsa November 16, 2011