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Fucking Han

Fucking Han is a phrase specifically used around the world when you’re on a road trip and your friend who’s driving defecates their pants.

same sounding as that phrase fucking A!
rick: aww man how long more do we got until we’re reaching kuala lumpur?

Ilhan the driver: 2 to 3 hou- ohh my stomach

rick: fucking han, did you really just shat your pants? it stinks
Fucking Han by Mr cum May 12, 2026
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Fucking Handsome 

Gary Barlow on the X Factor is FUCKING HANDSOME.
Fucking Handsome by Caymanj13 October 2, 2011

Wash Your Fucking Hands 

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.
Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1

GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF 

It might sound harsh but in modern internet slang it actually means "I love you and i was wondering if your wanna date me?"
person a "hey we haven't talked in a while what's up?"
person b "GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF"
person a "absolutely, I love you too!"

typical fucking handjob 

someone you dont want to be around because they are constantly doing handjobish acts.
everyone left the party because vinny was acting like a typical fucking handjob.
typical fucking handjob by TARA1980 February 26, 2008

Nick Mother Fucking Hankins 

nick mother fucking hankins will pwn you at everything you live for

Go fucking hang yourself 

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.
Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.