fuckin' retarded

Name: fuckin' retarded Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

When something goes beyond just regular retarded and you have no other words to describe it. Another way to say "extremely retarded" when you want to add pointless profanity to an already highly offensive slur on the mentally handicapped.

guy: How are you?
girl: I'm fine.
guy: Are you fine?
girl: ...yeah.
guy: You're fine then?
girl: Are you fuckin' retarded?

fuckin' retarded by jjddfftt June 27, 2012

fuckin retarded syndrome

When one is so retarded that they are put on the spectrum. They usually look a lil bit munted/ very much potatoed.

Hey you! You have fuckin retarded syndrome! You munted idiot!

fuckin retarded syndrome by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

fucking retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.

You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....

fucking retarded by Time Devourer December 19, 2007

fucking retarded

adj. describing a task or action as being ridiculous beyond the definition of stupidity. This can also typically the be the result of bureaucratic bullshit paper work that was contrived by some ass-hat with his head up his fucking asshole.

This form is fucking retarded, there is no way I am going to fill it out every time I need to take a dump.

fucking retarded by anonymous_that_means_no_name March 17, 2007

Fucking retarded

Someone who does something retarded more than once.

"The car brand client is wondering why her ideas didn't make it into the pdf?"

"Because she's fucking retarded."

Fucking retarded by SexyBoots June 13, 2012

Fucking retarded faggot

A person you don't like

Sean No one likes this you fucking retarded faggot

Dave Fuck you

Fucking retarded faggot by Boogereater69 March 13, 2021

Im a fucking retarded bitch

Some random shit i made up

Im a fucking retarded bitch

Im a fucking retarded bitch by Urban killer 911 November 5, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026