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Fuckin' Goof 

One who has the characteristics of a goof. To be a goof you must:
1) Be a pederass
2) Be retarded and stupid
3) Hit women
To be called a goof is considered to be by many the most insulting thing one could say.
*while driving my lowrider G ride pimped out impala in Surrey*
Me: Hey ya fuckin' goofs.
*shot in the head by 13 Indo Canadian gang members*
Fuckin' Goof by nahunni August 6, 2006

Goof Fucking Nut 

Someone who falls out of their chair in their own house.
Asiah is such a goof fucking nut! Who falls out of their own chair in their own house?

fucking goofy 

Minny Mouse cheating on Mickey Mouse. Soon after get a divorce...
Lawyer: he said she was just fucking silly.
Mickey: NO I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!
fucking goofy by Thishellaguy July 27, 2017

fuckingoodacana 

A type of music that defies genre...combining a little rock and roll, a little country, a little R&B, a little blues...a veritable cornucopia of musical tastes..."fuckingoodacana"!
"Say, Sport... what time does your band start, and what kind of music do you play?"
We start at 9, and we'll give you a dose of fuckingoodacana.

fuckingoffian 

A fuck off who is in the act of Fucking off.
Can be used in past tense.
Back when I was a fuckingoffian...
Alex is a god damned Fuckingoffian.
fuckingoffian by Banterandheck November 10, 2022
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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