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Fuckin' Goof 

One who has the characteristics of a goof. To be a goof you must:
1) Be a pederass
2) Be retarded and stupid
3) Hit women
To be called a goof is considered to be by many the most insulting thing one could say.
*while driving my lowrider G ride pimped out impala in Surrey*
Me: Hey ya fuckin' goofs.
*shot in the head by 13 Indo Canadian gang members*
Fuckin' Goof by nahunni August 6, 2006

Goof Fucking Nut 

Someone who falls out of their chair in their own house.
Asiah is such a goof fucking nut! Who falls out of their own chair in their own house?

fucking goofy 

Minny Mouse cheating on Mickey Mouse. Soon after get a divorce...
Lawyer: he said she was just fucking silly.
Mickey: NO I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!
fucking goofy by Thishellaguy July 27, 2017

fuckingoodacana 

A type of music that defies genre...combining a little rock and roll, a little country, a little R&B, a little blues...a veritable cornucopia of musical tastes..."fuckingoodacana"!
"Say, Sport... what time does your band start, and what kind of music do you play?"
We start at 9, and we'll give you a dose of fuckingoodacana.

fuckingoffian 

A fuck off who is in the act of Fucking off.
Can be used in past tense.
Back when I was a fuckingoffian...
Alex is a god damned Fuckingoffian.
fuckingoffian by Banterandheck November 10, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026