fuckdate 

same as a booty call, a date with the sole purpose of having sex/fucking

I had a really great fuckdate last night.
I think I am going to call Scott for a fuckdate tonight cause I am really horny.

fuckdate by Rae Rae March 9, 2004

Fuckdate 

When you update an app on your phone but it ends up being absolute shit! The app crashes all the time, has multiple bugs that need fixed, etc.

Me: "Lover did ya update StarWalk2 yet?"

Lover: "Yes I did!!! And if you haven't yet, DON'T! It's a god damn fuckdate! Just keeps crashing and crashing

Fuckdate by KellMaRa January 4, 2023

Fuckdate 

When you update an app and it ends up being absolute shit! The "update" crashes alllllll the time and has multiple bugs.

Me: "Lover, did you update StarWalk2 yet?

Lover: "Yes, I did and if you haven't yet, don't. It's a damn fuckdate! I click on the app and it freezes on the StarWalk2 screen then crashes. It's a fuckdate if I've ever seen one!"

Fuckdate by KellMaRa January 4, 2023

Fuckbater 

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time

Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*

Fuckbater by The egg boiler July 15, 2020

fucktater

One who enjoys watching others have sex

i.e. a spectater at a sporting event, but for sex

In undergrad, me and my girl would be doing the dirty in the dorm, and my roommate would act like he was asleep, what a fucktater.

fucktater by Jaron_1 December 14, 2006

fuckwater stout 

n.

A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.

1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?

2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.

3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.

fuckwater stout by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006

fuckwater taffy 

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.

1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.

fuckwater taffy by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006