Fuckbean

cat that sucks his own balls and bites his nipples

Fuckbean, stop sucking your balls!

by Flash May 25, 2003

fuckbeans

an exclamation; especially one of disgust, frustration, or defeat.

Teacher: You get to be the tree in our next play!
You: Fuckbeans!

by Daenon and Oron December 27, 2002

Fuckbeans

1. An obscenity which is used to show a person has made a mistake or an accident has occured

Oh FUCKBEANS, i've lost my work
FUCKBENS, where is he/she

by Bob Bobberson November 17, 2003

fuckbeans

A word usually used as an expression of frustration or anger.

Guy 1: Dude, did you bring in your homework?

Guy 2: Fuckbeans!

by Martin Thomas July 09, 2003

fuckbean

A testicle

Ow my gf bit my left fuckbean.

by Vinnie March 09, 2004

Fuckbeans

A game played at national coffee franchises. The goal of the game is to have sexual relations with the person working behind the counter while making the fewest number of purchases.
Also known as Nine Coffees to Sex and Starfucks.

I fuckbeaned that barista bitch at Maple and Ninth in 5 yo.

by snik November 19, 2003

fuckbeans

The term "fuck beans" was originally picked up by a friend from the movie "Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back" he didn't tell us this, and we said "I don't get it" for a couple of days everytime he said "fuck beans", till he told us, we had already seen Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back and recalled which part of the film it originated from.

thejackal: FUCK BEANS!
HM2K: I Don't Get It...

by HM2K May 08, 2003