Flash's definitions

Doppeldyker

1. A lesbian who bears a strong resemblance to their significant other.

2. Your lesbian lookalike.

Have you seen Sam's girlfriend? She's dating her doppeldyker!

Pete Holmes is lesbian Val Kilmer's doppeldyker.

by Flash February 25, 2022

datmeme

A unstable being who will receive what he wants when he strives for it, a unstoppable force. He dresses up in a mouse outfit and is to be feared by all. Usually seen playing fallout or more commonly dark souls 1/2 & 3. Has won many tournaments in dark souls 3 and been confirmed by many sources. datmeme, a pro player.

Wow your being a datmeme! So cool!!

by flash January 4, 2022

keonnie

A tall man with a mustache

That person is a keonnie

by Flash May 4, 2018

jigaleg

Dialect of most West Texans who aren't hicks yet talk with a strong Southern accent. Commonly identified by an excess of I's "oo"'s and/or overemphasis on many vowels on some words. You know it's jigaleg if the speed of delivery suggests mild mental retardation but carries a mysterious charm and is surprisingly easy on the ears.

"Im from Teeehhhhhxhhhass"
"I laaaaiiiihhhkkk tha-ya-t"
"This paihhh is naaaiihhhsss"

by Flash July 15, 2008

automatic

A transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.

My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.

by Flash June 26, 2005

kent state

College in northeastern Ohio that is overrun by cute, but annoying, black squirrels imported from Canada by a janitor over 30 years ago. Mascot is an eagle/lightning bolt.

I was once attacked by a black squirrel at Kent State.

by Flash February 3, 2005

the mecca

Richmond, VA

The Capital City where all roads lead

Dude, after law school are you going to work in a firm in the mecca?

by Flash January 19, 2005