Flash's definitions

jigaleg

Dialect of most West Texans who aren't hicks yet talk with a strong Southern accent. Commonly identified by an excess of I's "oo"'s and/or overemphasis on many vowels on some words. You know it's jigaleg if the speed of delivery suggests mild mental retardation but carries a mysterious charm and is surprisingly easy on the ears.

"Im from Teeehhhhhxhhhass"
"I laaaaiiiihhhkkk tha-ya-t"
"This paihhh is naaaiihhhsss"

by Flash July 15, 2008

the mecca

Richmond, VA

The Capital City where all roads lead

Dude, after law school are you going to work in a firm in the mecca?

by Flash January 19, 2005

flash

fast and furious

Lightningfast man

by flash December 16, 2003

to blow a guy

v. : the act of preforming homosexual oral sex on another male; being someone's bitch
plural : blows guys

"TJ is getting horney, he wants to blow a guy"

by Flash January 29, 2003

broox

1. a meandering stream
2. a hot boy from iowa driving a talon with the plates "broox"

Oh my god I want to get in the broox.
Oh my god I want broox to get in me.

by flash September 11, 2003

fozzage

The state of most utter confusion and inner conflict

Man, ever since I saw gay marriage on television I have been in fozzage.

by Flash July 1, 2004

white trash

n. : Someone with one of the follow charcteristics:
1. Lives in a Trailer
2. Watches NASCAR
3. Listens to Country Music
4. Has less than 4 teeth left
5. Kisses another family member on the mouth
6. Engages in sexual intercourse with family
7. Uses food stamps
8. Goes to cock fights
9. No high school diploma
10. Is offended by Jeff Foxworthy

"Hey bitch, stop peeing on my lawn you piece of white trash!!"

by Flash January 29, 2003