Flash's definitions

jigaleg

Dialect of most West Texans who aren't hicks yet talk with a strong Southern accent. Commonly identified by an excess of I's "oo"'s and/or overemphasis on many vowels on some words. You know it's jigaleg if the speed of delivery suggests mild mental retardation but carries a mysterious charm and is surprisingly easy on the ears.

"Im from Teeehhhhhxhhhass"
"I laaaaiiiihhhkkk tha-ya-t"
"This paihhh is naaaiihhhsss"

by Flash July 15, 2008

automatic

A transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.

My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.

by Flash June 26, 2005

keonnie

A tall man with a mustache

That person is a keonnie

by Flash May 4, 2018

datmeme

A unstable being who will receive what he wants when he strives for it, a unstoppable force. He dresses up in a mouse outfit and is to be feared by all. Usually seen playing fallout or more commonly dark souls 1/2 & 3. Has won many tournaments in dark souls 3 and been confirmed by many sources. datmeme, a pro player.

Wow your being a datmeme! So cool!!

by flash January 4, 2022

bed

a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good

im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)

by flash August 1, 2004

people

A race of humanoid animals, or- US. Oftenly insulted by idiots on the internet who think they know enough to make fun of the world.

If you look at all we've created, its really pretty impressive.

by Flash August 6, 2004

Flash Electron

Also- Flash J (Julius) Electron. (Flash Jewl-ee-us Eel-ec-tron)
A robotic cartoon character. Gets name from single anntena petruding from the right hand side of his head, containing one light bulb on the end in wich flashes on command.
Created in the year 2000 as a companion for The Ball.
Appearance- Square head, large eyes, no mouth, circular oval body, cross pattern in stomach area, pant-like legs, large feet, skinny arms and no hands.
Used to be able to transform completely but idea was scrapped.
Is good friends with Natalie Mesmeric.

"Flash is the coolest guy in existance"- God

by Flash August 6, 2004