fuckdick 

a) someone that is dumb enough to be an asstard and exhibits qualities of an asshole like nature.

1)When one of your roomates drinks the last beer in the fridge, and chugs it in front of you, laughing diabolically, while (he/she)finishes with a beltch
2)When you are driving and someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes and blow the horn, as well as possibly causing you to exert excess energy to raise you third phalange (your middle, or "fuck-you" finger)

In both instances you think "fuck, what an asstard...this dick needs to fuck off," thus making the asstard a "fuck dick"

fuckdick by parker December 29, 2003

Fuckdick 

someone that loves anal

girl #1: don't you just love anal
girl #2: no! I'm not a fuck dick
girl #1 loves anal and is a fuckdick

Fuckdick by Caption12yearOld June 1, 2018

FuckDick 

You fuck a dick and its put your ass

Im gonna fuckdick you

FuckDick by viewmodel February 16, 2022

fuckdick 

A person who is more than just your average dick.

Gosh you're being suck a fuckdick

fuckdick by UUrbanLegendd May 6, 2016

Fuckdick 

A person who fucks dick, simple as that.

"Man, Ryan really is a fuckdick."

Fuckdick by Boack445 January 19, 2024

Fuckdick of a shit 

A phrase often used in erratic rants. Can be used to express one’s extreme frustration or anger.

If your employee is slaking off then you can go up to him and say your fired you Fuckdick of a shit.

Ot if you are arguing with some one you can say something along the lines of shut up you Fuckdick of a shit, you are so damn stupid.

Fuckdick of a shit by Fuckdickofashit69 December 5, 2019

Fuckdiculous 

(Adj.) 1) Portmanteau word formed from "fucking" & "ridiculous," describing something SO unreasonably absurd, that calling it "ridiculous" is far beyond inadequate for adjectival usage; or, 2) Through-the-looking-glass idiotic.

1) My landlord hasn't fixed the hot water for 5 days! That's just fuckdiculous!

2) That guy I REALLY hate at work used me for a reference when applying for his new job: that's fuckdiculous!

Fuckdiculous by Phuqit December 2, 2009