Fuck-Positive

A better way of saying "I'd joyfully disassemble her"

The girl in the left is so-so but her friend is absolutely fuck-positive.

by Shadowrack June 06, 2007

Fuck you position

A "fuck you position" is a job that allows you to obtain enough sufficient capital funds strategically that your eventual wealth puts you in a position to tell your boss and/or his superiors "FUCK YOU", in the case that you get laid off or decide to leave for greener pastures.

"Hmmm... FUCK YOU", said Aaron, as he walked out of his boss's office after being given an important task vital to the company.

"Damn, kid! You have a great FUCK YOU POSITION!" exclaimed his friend Brian.

by boilermaker81982 December 22, 2016

Pumpernickel fuck sex position

The doggy style sex position but when yall are both mad at each other and still wanna fuck.

Wanna do the pumpernickel fuck sex position were both mad and horney so let's pumpernickel fuck her and now.

by SadCandy56 January 26, 2019

positive fucks

meaning you stay positive but give not fucks.

My wife told me make a drink, Travis said ' I got positive fucks". so he made her a drink!!!!

by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017