Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 8, 2004

head-over-the bed throat-fuck

A head-over-the-bed throat-fuck is a sexual act where one guy who is laying on his back with his head hanging over the edge of a bed is face-fucked by another dude, thereby allowing the face-fucker to slide his long cock down the face-fuckee's throat and bypass his tongue.

My cadet roomie, Matt, is teaching me how to deep-throat his dick by giving me head-over-the bed throat-fucks! Last few times - I didn't even taste his cum!

by USAF Cadet May 5, 2021