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Fuck This Shit 101 

This is the intro to "Fuck This Shit". For as you may know, Fuck This Shit (See Fuck This Shit or FTS), is a commonly used phrase over the internet for when someone gets mad or needs to blow off steam or ragequits from their fav game or website or even in a scared-but-need-to-look-cool kind of way. Even can be done in the workplace! (Betcha didn't know that one, huh?) It shall be explained how to be done in this definition... "Fuck This Shit 101". Remember: Blind anger is your friend. :)
Some examples of Fuck this Shit 101 in perfect step-by-step procedure.

1. *If in Class or work*
Get up in blind anger (Knocking down your chair is a must), Flip your desk (if chair is attached, step out of said desk and do it from the side), and yell it out with ferocity, "FUCK THIS SHIT". Can also be done from saying it -> Getting up -> Flipping desk

2. *If playing a game*

In anger, as hard as you can, throw your controller at the wall or nearest solid object and proceed to yell. Make sure "Fuck this shit" is included.

3. *Scared, but cool manner*

Play off fear or even get into the feeling of your words, Turn to the side a bit, hide your fear and say, "Oh no, Fuck that shit"

4. *Website*

Blind anger, yet again is a key factor, then click the X butto--actually fuck that shit. Manual shutdown the fucking computer and walk away. Fuck turning off the monitor.
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016