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Fuck Slap 

When you stop during sex and slap your partner primarily in the genitalia.
Go on fuck slap me baby!
Fuck Slap by Piss Cheeser August 24, 2009
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Fuck slap 

When a couple stops during sexual interactions to spit on eAchothers hands then proceeds to slap eachothers private parts.
Last night me and maria used a good fuck slap to wake are sexual experience, it's was extremely weird I have to admit.
Fuck slap by Adam berrizzle February 3, 2009

Misty Fuck Slap 

When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.
Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.

Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.
Misty Fuck Slap by Brisk222 July 14, 2009

Running fuck slap 

Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.
My ex boss deserves a running fuck slap
Running fuck slap by Quin_KX May 18, 2019

fuck-n-slap 

When you're giving it to your girl and she's moaning loud but you dont want the landlords to be woken up, you slap her and she shuts up.
Tara and I were fuckin hard last night, someone pounded on the wall, so I gave her the ole fuck-n-slap! she shut up!
fuck-n-slap by chadzinga March 12, 2014

Slap fuck 

When you slap someone, especially on and around their genitals, until they orgasm.
I slap fucked your dad until my hands were sore.
Slap fuck by WouldStalk April 12, 2024

Slap the fuck outta you 

To slap someone so hard that they become reproductively unsound and unable to perform sexually.
"Next time I see you, me and you are gonna have a heart to heart and I'm gonna slap the fuck outta you"
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