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Fuck Retarded

When someone is so incomprehensibly fucking stupid; any thing they say or do warrants this title.
Nic: "You know... all she's asking for, is for me to give up my independence, man-hood, and free-will. That's not that bad, right?"

Sean: "Nic, you are so Fuck Retarded I can't stand it."
Fuck Retarded by JMY87 September 15, 2011

retarded fuck

Google.com is an enormous retarded fuck.
retarded fuck by your. real. name. December 24, 2010

retarded monkey fuck 

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

Retarded as fuck

Someone extremely dumb that knows fucking nothing
Alex: john you are retarded as fuck you dumb bitch

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded 

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded
He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

retarted fuck 

your fucking retarded!
why would you do that you retarted fuck?
retarted fuck by CummingGilinsky January 3, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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