A noodle, for reasons unknown, that has been stuck up a largely obese woman's vagina and has been cooked at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit for an unknown interval of time. They likely smell of fish and it is not advised that they be consumed by any living being, unless you're into that sort of thing.
May also apply to a woman who is so loose, her vagina looks more like spaghetti strings.
May also apply to a woman who is so loose, her vagina looks more like spaghetti strings.
"Where did my pasta go?" "Probably Celina's vagina over there; she's into fuck noodles."
"Heard you ran away from Diane." "Are you kidding? She's been with so many guys, she's a total fuck noodle!"
"Heard you ran away from Diane." "Are you kidding? She's been with so many guys, she's a total fuck noodle!"
by Dr. Cyanide February 24, 2012
Get the Fuck Noodlemug. 
by lyssie_pie69 February 25, 2009
Get the fuck noodlemug. by look at the Sufi mother fucker October 11, 2007
Get the fuck noodlesmug. by The Government 0f the UK August 28, 2020
Get the Give joel the fucking noodlesmug. by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018
Get the tallahassee noodle fuckmug. When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!
James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!
Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
by PrincessCockWhore1 June 21, 2019
Get the fucked-a-noodle-doomug.