Fuck Noodle

A noodle, for reasons unknown, that has been stuck up a largely obese woman's vagina and has been cooked at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit for an unknown interval of time. They likely smell of fish and it is not advised that they be consumed by any living being, unless you're into that sort of thing.

May also apply to a woman who is so loose, her vagina looks more like spaghetti strings.
"Where did my pasta go?" "Probably Celina's vagina over there; she's into fuck noodles."

"Heard you ran away from Diane." "Are you kidding? She's been with so many guys, she's a total fuck noodle!"
by Dr. Cyanide January 29, 2012
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you're a fuck noodle.
by Montag Faber August 14, 2006
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"hey amber, hand me that fuck noodle over there" ;)
by lyssie_pie69 February 25, 2009
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Just give him the fucking noodles man it’s law
Oh yea i have noodles Give joel the fucking noodles its law
by The Government 0f the UK August 29, 2020
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tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis
Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody
by Nooooooodlfuck January 09, 2018
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When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!
James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!

Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
by PrincessCockWhore1 June 21, 2019
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