fuck noodle 

It is a penis. You fuck with it.

you're a fuck noodle.

fuck noodle by Montag Faber August 15, 2006

Fuck Noodle 

A noodle, for reasons unknown, that has been stuck up a largely obese woman's vagina and has been cooked at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit for an unknown interval of time. They likely smell of fish and it is not advised that they be consumed by any living being, unless you're into that sort of thing.

May also apply to a woman who is so loose, her vagina looks more like spaghetti strings.

"Where did my pasta go?" "Probably Celina's vagina over there; she's into fuck noodles."

"Heard you ran away from Diane." "Are you kidding? She's been with so many guys, she's a total fuck noodle!"

Fuck Noodle by Dr. Cyanide February 24, 2012

fuck noodle 

a pool noodle used as a dildo

"hey amber, hand me that fuck noodle over there" ;)

fuck noodle by lyssie_pie69 February 25, 2009

tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis

Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody

tallahassee noodle fuck by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018

A fuck around and find out noodle

another definition for a snake.

dude 1: do you see that snake? do you think it's venomous?

dude 2: i don't know that's why I call them A fuck around and find out noodle, but i am not dumb enough to be the one to fuck around and find out.

dude 1: Cool, I'm going to touch it.

dude 2: ok don't come to me when you fuck around and find out whether that noodle is venomous or not.

A fuck around and find out noodle by John_doe42069 March 10, 2023

fuck noodles 

another word for shit, but funny

If I drop something:

Fuck noodles

fuck noodles by look at the Sufi mother fucker October 11, 2007

Noodley as fuck 

Basically, it means whatever you feel it means.

Happy: “I JUST GOT A NEW PUPPY!” “OH NICE DUDE, that’s noodley as fuck!”

Sad: “Hey babe, I’m breaking up with you for your sister” “Oh, that’s noodley as fuck”

Noodley as fuck by NeatBeans April 29, 2019