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Fuck Me Eyes! 

A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.
"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"
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Fuck me eyes

Eyes were people think you want to fuck them.

Sometimes though it’s just there eye shape
-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”

-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
Fuck me eyes by Robert._. November 7, 2019

fuck me eyes

the eyes say "fuck me" without the mouth saying a word
I saw those fuck me eyes she had, and I knew I was getting lucky
fuck me eyes by Spencer Cox September 29, 2005

Fuck me eyes

When someone looks at you like they want to fuck
“She looked at me with fuck me eyes.”

fuck-me eyes 

eyes that make you wanna hump the person
fuck-me eyes by Louise August 26, 2003

Fuck me eyes

That guy over there just gave me the signature "james fuck me eyes"
Fuck me eyes by Fuckmeeyesfazz December 1, 2021

Fuck me eyes

The look of Jacob muse
“Dude some chick just gave me the signature Jacob muse fuck me eyes
Fuck me eyes by UrbanFuckMe June 19, 2018
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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