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Fry's Electronics 

The only place where you can find oscilloscopes, motherboards, model airplanes, beef jerky, and hardcore pornography dvds all under the same roof.

Where nerds and masochists go on friday nights. Good luck dealing with customer service.
I went to Fry's Electronics yesterday and scored a new stereo for my car, a wireless router, a lego set, gummy worms, and a dvd of backdoor cowboys #17.
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Fry's Electronics 

Electronic death trap, coustomers go there and buy 3rd rate electronics for cheap prices, only for them to break and endure the nightmare of returning them. The rebates are a scam aswell. Employes hassel uneducated coustomers into buying what they dont need just to make commission. The employees are just bitter because they are payed very poorly. Red tape and bureaucratic rules dictate everything that goes on to the point of utter frustration that loses them business. I got suckered into working there.($9-$13/hr starting my ass)
Jim:I just got this motherbord at Fry's
Sam:Sucker, bet it doesnt work.
(2 days later)
Jim:Damn, this motherbord is bad, back to Fry's and the return line.
(2 days later)
Jim:Still in the fucking return line
Fry's Electronics by G_FUnc January 9, 2005

Fry's Electronics 

The worst place to get a fucken job in the fucken world.
Does this place ever give you a pay raise, pay-raise what the fuck is that?
Fry's Electronics by bad_panda October 6, 2004

Fry's Electronics 

The place where the employees declare your credit card instead of declining it, have no knowledge of electronics, and help customers of their own race first.

Yet people go there instead of Best Buy.
I'm going to Fry's Electronics to buy a computer that will crash from a guy who doesn't speak English and doesn't know how to use a computer.

Fry's Electronics Ad 

Newspaper ad that comes a few times a week in the newspaper. Normally has the cheapest prices, and you can normally find plenty of nerds in the store.
Q: Hey Herschel, did you get the frys ad?
A: I sure did Jebidiah, and i am going to buy me some memory, dvds, and crack!
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