Fruesday

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noun

The mythical day of the week only achieved when you wake up drunk, and can not remember what day it actually is. Therefor, the only logical answer is Fruesday.

Person 1: *Vomit - Cough* ... I'm so drunk.. what day is it?

Person 2: ...Fruesday.

Fruesday by ScareCrow (STN) August 8, 2005

Words you can keep

Fruesday

Waking up believing it's Friday, then realising it's only Tuesday. Ends up in frustration.

F***, got the days mixed up! It's Fruesday!

Fruesday by Miaous June 1, 2016

Related Words

Fruesday • Ftuesday • fluesday • Frursday • Frusday • fries days

Fruesday

Waking up believing it's Friday, then realising it's only Tuesday. Ends up in frustration.

F*** ! Got the days mixed up, it's Fruesday!

Fruesday by Miaous June 1, 2016

fluesday

1. When one calls in sick on Tuesday due to excessive drinking the previous Monday night.
2. A hangover parading around like a sick day.

Brandon drank quite a bit on Monday now he has a bad case of the Fluesdays.

fluesday by miVi December 12, 2007

Frursday

Frursday is the work day following Wednesday and preceding a Friday off.

Hey, it's Thursday and I have tomorrow off! Yeah, it's Frursday! Woo-hoo!

Frursday by kataratard July 13, 2009

Frusday

Fr·ooz·day

Most commonly used for the last day before Thanksgiving break, it's used to describe a tuesday which acts as a friday.

Woot! It's frusday, and we have a 5 day weekend!

Frusday by Chester The Molester November 25, 2005

Ftuesday

Did someone say Battlefield V firestorm?

Oh boy! It’s Ftuesday, gotta play some BFV

Ftuesday by FarterFanning November 22, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026