frosty crotch
frosty crotch by OKC Slim January 12, 2015
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Frosty Crotch
The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.
Symptoms include:
Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner
Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.
This condition is known to affect men more than women.
Symptoms include:
Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner
Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.
This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
Frosty Crotch by The Irish God April 13, 2010
Related Words
frost crotch
the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.
"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."
"Oh you must have frost crotch."
"Oh you must have frost crotch."
frost crotch by Datbass January 7, 2014
crotch frost
When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank
crotch frost by Smallcreep July 13, 2014
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