Frosted Grass

I. The presence of ejaculation on pubic hairs, either purposefully or by accident.

II. Being super excited about something.

III. Being super angry about something.

I. When we got back to my house, there was frost on my grass.

He pulled out too quickly, and I ended up with frosted grass.

We don't want to get pregnant, so he just frosted my grass.

You should never mow your lawn when it's frosted.

II. Delicious looking drinks really give me frosted grass!

III. Stop frosting my grass! It really frosts my grass!

Frosted Grass by Nooke Brolan February 24, 2009

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Frosted Glass

When you come/nut on a girl's/or boy's(take your pick) face while they are wearing glasses.

Jake:"Last night I gave Brittany that frosted glass all over her glasses."
-For guys-
Sam:"I swear I'm gonna get Brad for giving me frosted glass all over my glass."

Frosted Glass by JustAPerson456 January 22, 2017

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Frosted Glass

When you remove someone’s glass eye, ejaculate into the vacant orifice and replace the glass eye.

Charlie “last night I hooked up with this girl and she had a glass eye. I popped that fucker out and gave her some frosted glass”

Frosted Glass by Smartyjnr February 27, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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