Frogbert 

This is the name of the animal adaptation of Robert, Frogbert. A very wild creature. He is known to be an irritating animal with his sounds, his speech, and his looks.

What the hell is that thing?
Oh, thats just my friend, Frogbert.

Frogbert by AnthonyTheAnt February 17, 2021

Froggert 

An amphibian connoisseur.

Cor, blimey! That guy sure is a real froggert!

Froggert by LIDLFrog September 30, 2020

Frogburt

Frogburt is a descriptor for the human condition- they are all-present, working their way into all aspects of life. They are always watching- you'll never know were from, but they'll be there.

They are shaped like a well-endowed human with the head of a frog and the neon pink wings of a bird- a chimera, if you will. They have a multitude of horns on their head, topped of with a halo and an orange goatee.

They are know to be malevolent, ruining friendships, but if you repent your sins to their Holy Glory, they mare spare your friendship. (But not you)
^ This devotion is known as Frogburtism.

Look, our holy lord Frogburt. The sun glistens deliciously of of their goatee, blinding us mere mortals.

Frogburt by Frogburt November 26, 2022

Froobert

Froobert is taken from the root noob, meaning Faggot Retard Noob, typically used in the online society.
If you take noob and add the Suffix Noobert, then add the prefix Faggot Retard, you get Froobert.

Person 1:Harrison just missed that shot!
Person 2:What a Froobert!

Froobert by stalkz May 30, 2008

Frogburt

Frogburt is a 6 inch frog-human hybrid that loves to slowly eat your soul. He is a very picky eater though, and only likes 1 part of your soul - your friendship. He hides, usually in trees, before dropping down onto the victims head. From there, he latches himself on and looks into the brain. He slowly sucks up your friendship, making you lose all your friends. When he is done, he feasts for a week and then moves on to the next victim.

Here are some Frogburt avoision strategies:
1. Wear a magpie helmet. this makes it so that if Frogburt tries to latch onto your head, he get's stabbed by the spikes.
2. Be lonely - if you have nothing for him to feast on, he obviously won't attack
3. summon Wizburt - This magical wizard can defend you from the frogburt.

Frogburt dropped onto his victim's head and slowly sucked out half their soul. He let out a high pitch screech. "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND DESTROY YOUR FAMILY!!!"

Frogburt by Gerzlonda the great December 1, 2022

frogert 

stupid ass big frog/king frog

"bro look at this frogert over here"
"yea man this fuckin frogert is dumb ass hell look at it jumping into a wall"
"this frogert blind as hell lmao"

frogert by beebuzzboy December 4, 2024