The punishment for living in Fargo, ND. First, everything you own is covered in dirty flood waters, then suddenly frozen solid while a blizzard adds at least 10 inches of snow on top.

Jesus hated Fargo really bad in 1997, and punished it with a horrible flizzard. He has decided he hates it even more in 2009, and is punishing it with an even bigger flizzard.

flizzard by SamanthaEm March 26, 2009

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friztard

Like a fucktard, but when you do not wish to swear during your insult.

Person 1: That guy is such a friztard, look at him eating his own shit.

Person 2: You mean hes a fucktard?

Person 1: Shut up, I gave up swearing for rent, you little hunt mucker!!!!

Person 2: But you said "shit"....

Person 1: *is smited by God for breaking lent*

friztard by manyperson August 10, 2009

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flizzard

Fighting a flood in a blizzard. It describes the situation os sandbagging in a raging snow and icestorm with blizzard force winds and snow against rising floodwaters in the spring. The word was born in the 1997 flood in North DAkota and Minnesota

Sandbagging in a flizzard is a challenging operation due to ice and visibility.

flizzard by DakotaCelt September 6, 2006

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flizzard

A blizzard of snow flurries. The snow doesn't accumulate, but the flurries are pervasive enough to cause visibility issues while still in the air. Term coined by WAFF-Huntsville, AL meteorologist Brad Travis in 2008.

It's a blizzard of flurries. A 'flizzard', if you will.

flizzard by zpb52 January 10, 2011

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flizzarding

When it's just flurrying but teachers in the south think they might get a snow day or delay anyway.

Teacher #1: Is it snowing at your house?
Teacher #2: It's flizzarding but maybe we'll get a snow day anyway!
Teacher #1: Or at least a 2 hour delay!

flizzarding by The Snow Sorceress September 20, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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