Friling 

The coolest person in your friend group; they're really nice, kind, sweet, and overall just the best person ever. They are what people call saints, and what god calls allies.

My friend is literally friling.

Friling by poopoolord March 2, 2022

filing cabinet 

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

filing cabinet by thomasgreen June 9, 2013

failing up 

(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.

Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.

failing up by Nestor W. March 5, 2008

Jimmy Failing 

To fail like Jimmy Fallon.

This comedian is totally Jimmy Failing!!! Get off the stage!!

Jimmy Failing by pFritzo July 10, 2014

fribling 

synonym for cousin: friend + sibling

My cousin is like a sibling to me, but also a friend - a FRIBLING!

fribling by noxnoxnox June 18, 2009

failing 

my life

what are you doing honey

failing

failing by yeetthefeet April 17, 2019

failing asleep 

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

failing asleep by channel_panel June 16, 2018