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Top Friends Syndrome (TFS) 

Usually occurs when one of your friends on MySpace constantly changes your position in their topfriends, and you get pissed off. Symptoms include leaving hateful comments and/or messages on their page, moving them around in your top friends, or completely taking them off of your top friends list.
Kyle saw that he was moved to last place on Nikki's top friends list and instantly developed Top Friends Syndrome (TFS). He in turn moved her to last place on her list after bitching about it to everyone he knows.

Friends Zone Syndrome 

Affliction of a persons ability to form relationships with members of the opposite sex. Usually involves a person being perpetually placed in the friend zone due to his or her lack of appropriate game or ability to communicate his intentions with a female or male.
John: Hey man whats going on with Jamie?
Geoff: Man it sucks. She says im just her friend!
John: Dang man again? You got Friends Zone Syndrome Hard.
Friends Zone Syndrome by TLPeeze December 17, 2008

good friend syndrome

A syndrome, usually had by a male, where everyperson they ask out says "I dont think of you as someone I'd date, I just think of you as a good friend."
guy 1: I went out to lunch with two girls and all they did was complain about thier boyfriends.

guy 2: Sounds like you got that good friend syndrome.
good friend syndrome by Rombert March 28, 2005

Best Friend Syndrome 

When you're really close with a member of the opposite sex and would like to date them but they refuse to date you because you are too close and they wouldn't want to make anything awkward between the two of you if the relationship didn't last.

You have best friend syndrome if...
1) You hang out with the person of your dreams more often then your friends. But ARE NOT dating.
2) They ask you to take them to an STD test or a gynecologist appointment. Or go with them as moral support to get Plan B (even though you weren't the one to have sex with her)
3) Other acts that a boy friend/girlfriend would do minus the sexual benefits, emotional attachments and etc.
Mother: So hows Andrew doing? I'm sure hes not too happy you dumped him for Josh.
Daughter: Are you kidding?! We were never dating, he just had a bad case of Best Friend Syndrome.

New Friend Syndrome 

When you make a new friend and you feel the need to constantly talk to and message them to the point of annoying them. This happens more often with girls than boys, but there are rare cases of Male New Friend Syndrome.
Audrey: Uh-oh, I think I'm starting to annoy Alexis. I should probably stop messaging her so much until my New Friend Syndrome calms down.

Stalker Friend Syndrome

When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.
Guy 1: Dude, her best friend keeps liking all my statuses. She won't leave me alone.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.
Stalker Friend Syndrome by tbaaaby November 6, 2010