The friend in the group that always carries a bag with them, usually a tote or a large purse. Helpful for when you don't want to hold your wallet or phone. They usually have mints and shit in there too.
Amy: I want to bring a water bottle but I don't wanna hold it the entire time we're out
Katie: Jessica always brings that big ass bag, she'll probably hold it for you.
Amy: Gotta love having a bag friend
A man so ridiculously fried that he puts a bag over his head and assumes a new identity. Nobody knows who the man under the bag is. It is one of the top 10 biggest mysteries the world will never unconver
Wow I was walking down the street and I saw the FRIED BAGMAN! He was default dancing in the middle of the street.
A line friend is who you truly are inside. Your line friend is a friend for life. The friend who you made in line for the club. A line friend is your companion when you are in line. You don't use them to butt in line, you use them for friendship.
A person (fag) who collects friends, a friend fag often spends long hours going through lists of people to add on facebook, myspace etc... The greatest excitement a friendfag gets is eveytime they reach a milestone.
friendfag: ohhh im at 497 now, almost at 500, ohh icant wait!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.