friday night dinner

The greatest British sitcom to exist.

Adam: have you seen Friday Night Dinner?
Johnny: yes.
Jackie: yes.
Jim: Wilson watched it!
Martin: what did you say?

friday night dinner by TopShaggerMemeulous July 15, 2019

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Friday Night Dinner

TV Gold. Yes I said it. A TV show about a Jewish family of four and a Pervy neighbour called Jim Bell. Jonny’s fit, Martin’s deaf, Jackie’s dramatic and Adam’s the victim

Friday Night Dinner legendary quotes:
My horse is in the hospital

I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it

Hello all
Pissface

Pusface
Little talking man

Hello Jackie you look nice

Friday Night Dinner by Mysterywriter14 May 19, 2020

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Friday Night Dinner

Literal Top Tier British tv

It follows a Jewish family who meet for Friday night dinner with their clinically insane dad and mum who just needs a break
Also their mental neighbour Jim, who enjoys being petrified of his dog, and saying shalom

Johnny: Did you see Friday night dinner last night?
Adam: ofc i did, Martin is a national treasure

Friday Night Dinner by thedeakyamp December 20, 2022

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Friday Night Dinner

The Greatest British Comedy Series to ever Exist

Jim: Do you watch Friday Night Dinner?
Jackie: Jim, I'm part of the show, and also WHO DOESNT?????

Friday Night Dinner by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022

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Friday Night Dinner (FND)

Friday Night Dinner is a British sitcom. This TV show consists of 6 seasons on channel 4, it follows the Jewish family's weekly meet up at the family home. Martin, Jackie, Jonny and Adam Goodman have a neighbour by the name of Jim Bell. Jim has a dog by the name of Wilson but soon receives Milson after.

Some well-known quotes from the show are:
Shalom (Jackie)
You look nice
Pusface and Pissface
Shit on IT!
Hello bambinos
Crimble Crumble.

Martin: Hello Bambinos
Adam + Jonny: Hi dad

Jackie: Hi Jim
Jim: Shalom ALL!

Adam: sorry pissface.
jonny: ADAM!

Jackie: Jonny boo.
Jonny: ._.

Friday Night Dinner (FND)

Friday Night Dinner (FND) by Ithinkimsmart._. August 29, 2020

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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