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frida-khalo 

a smear of poop between the eyes, from any source, but especially when a girl or guy sits on your face and shits a little dollop-a-doo-doo between your eyes. May be accidental, especially if you gotta hairy asshole, you might leave a little paint on the brush.
That hippy bitch frida-khalo'd me. Fuck!

It was so embarrassing you guys, I was sitting on Carl's face and when I got off him I noticed I'd frida-khalo'd him. I didn't have the heart to tell him.

Tonight, on CNBT-5 News, an outbreak of conjunctivitis at local elementary school after several children were frida-khalo'd by the bonobos at the Cincinnati Zoo.
frida-khalo by WillyGriff July 24, 2017
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Frida Kahlo 

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Frida Kahlo is when a man and women engages in anal sex, then the man rubs his poop covered penis all over the girls eyebrows creating a unibrow, much like the one sported by Frida Kahlo.
After he gave her a Frida Kahlo, she was nervous that she was going to get pink eye.
Frida Kahlo by DreDre69 April 4, 2015

frida kahlo man 

Any man (or boy) witrh an extremely hairy dark unibrow. Hence "frida kahlo".
dOOd, did you see the frida kahlo man who walked by in B Hall?
frida kahlo man by uber-loo November 14, 2003

the Frida Kahlo 

Also known as "the Frida"
It's similar to a Dirty Sanchez - except instead of smearing poo under the nose - you smear it over the eyebrows forming a shit unibrow - much like the painter Frida Kahlo.
I was having some hot gay sex with a man who looked like Dustin Diamond, and I gave him a Frida Kahlo.

Frida-Kahlo'd 

the act of getting impaled while riding a bus.
Damn, I heard Patrick got Frida-Kahlo'd. He has to wear a full body cast for a month.
Frida-Kahlo'd by jumpman0023 October 15, 2011
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