freudian click 

Attractive cousin of the freudian slip. When someone subconsciously clicks a hyperlink on the internet they normally wouldn't, mostly due to that link's risque content and/or the user's pure intentions.

While searching for some hot articles on asian private healthcare, Craig made a freudian click onto a hot asian porn site.

freudian click by Ben354 October 23, 2007

Freudian Click 

To accidentally send an angry or rude e-mail that says what you really think about a person.

Dear Kelly,

You are a two faced bitch. How can you make fun of other people while living with your own pimply face and lumpy ass? Are you fucking blind??

Sarah: "ohhhh crap, I didn't actually mean to send that! Damn, another Freudian Click!"

Freudian Click by TheMusician July 1, 2011

Freudian Click 

Sending an email to someone by mistake.

A second after I hit "send", I realized that I had made a Freudian Click and emailed a love note to my ex instead of my boyfriend. So embarrassing!

Freudian Click by Cynyc January 12, 2009

Freudian Click 

Opening a computer program you briefly thought about but were not intending on opening in the first place.

Steve: I wanted to open Firefox, but I was thinking of that essay I wrote and accidently opened Word instead.

Bill: Wow, Freudian click man

Freudian Click by Bananananananakroyd June 4, 2011

Freudian click 

When you click something automatically because of repressed sexual thoughts.

It was such a Freudian click when Oliver clicked that "cuck porn"-link just now

Freudian click by freutenstach May 4, 2018

Freudian miss-click 

Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.

Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.

Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.

Freudian miss-click by Gideous July 5, 2009