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Fresh Tube 

Basically a blowjob except it involves toothpaste. It doesn't matter what kind of toothpaste or if you place some on the erection or in the Woman's mouth. Mainly ideal for those who don't brush.
Enjoy Fresh Tubing!
-OG Pump Chump
Joe: Man is your girlfriend a hot piece of ass.
AJ: Yeah, the only flaw in her is that she doesn't brush often.
Joe: Why don't you give her a Fresh Tube then?
Fresh Tube by OG Pump Chump October 14, 2016
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flesh tube 

Flesh tube, are women who are viewed as short-term girlfriends or one-night stands by the man, and their attraction is sexual, rather than partnership or romance.
Kevin: I saw you with that girl at the blootydome bar on Friday night.
Bruce: Yeah, she's my flesh tube for June. Quality too.
Kevin: Awooga!

Flesh tube shimmy 

Sliding into a woman's vagina.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.

Flesh tube thimmy 

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.

fleshtuber 

An online content creator who livestreams as themselves; unlike others who use choose to use models, rigs, or animations to represent them.
TheStarlessAbstract is a fleshtuber who enjoys in dying a lot (for no reason), and doing Jägerbombs on the weekends for his community who loves and respects him very much.
fleshtuber by design_by_booty January 11, 2023

fleshtuber 

a streamer or online personality of flesh as opposed to a virtual one ie. a vtuber.
pokimane is my favorite fleshtuber.
fleshtuber by angriegg March 3, 2022

fleshtuber 

a person who wears the skin of other people
someone being a fleshtuber
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