Fresh Tube

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Basically a blowjob except it involves toothpaste. It doesn't matter what kind of toothpaste or if you place some on the erection or in the Woman's mouth. Mainly ideal for those who don't brush.
Enjoy Fresh Tubing!
-OG Pump Chump

Joe: Man is your girlfriend a hot piece of ass.
AJ: Yeah, the only flaw in her is that she doesn't brush often.
Joe: Why don't you give her a Fresh Tube then?

Fresh Tube by OG Pump Chump October 14, 2016

Words you can keep

flesh tube

Flesh tube, are women who are viewed as short-term girlfriends or one-night stands by the man, and their attraction is sexual, rather than partnership or romance.

Kevin: I saw you with that girl at the blootydome bar on Friday night.
Bruce: Yeah, she's my flesh tube for June. Quality too.
Kevin: Awooga!

flesh tube by DJ Bob Hoskins going mental in a dustbin June 11, 2006

Related Words

Fresh Tube • flesh tube • Flesh tube shimmy • Flesh tube thimmy • fleshtuber • fresh • Fresh Prince of Belair • Fresh Meat • fresh air • Fresh Meadows

Flesh tube shimmy

Sliding into a woman's vagina.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.

Flesh tube shimmy by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.

Flesh tube thimmy by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

fleshtuber

An online content creator who livestreams as themselves; unlike others who use choose to use models, rigs, or animations to represent them.

TheStarlessAbstract is a fleshtuber who enjoys in dying a lot (for no reason), and doing Jägerbombs on the weekends for his community who loves and respects him very much.

fleshtuber by design_by_booty January 11, 2023

fleshtuber

a streamer or online personality of flesh as opposed to a virtual one ie. a vtuber.

pokimane is my favorite fleshtuber.

fleshtuber by angriegg March 3, 2022

fleshtuber

a person who wears the skin of other people

someone being a fleshtuber

fleshtuber by thewolfthatsmilesback June 28, 2023

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026