When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.
Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.
by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023
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