French teachers
most French teachers play funny or cool French songs but some make you study hard and then you start to die inside
French teachers by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020
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French teachers
most French teachers play funny or cool French songs but some make you study hard and then you start to die inside
French teachers by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020
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French Teachers
The niche of teachers who can't teach. Their techniques often include: Showing you a object and repeatedly saying it in french until you know the word for it in french. Pissing you off. And giving the class bad marks for their overall behavior rather than a singular student's.
French Teachers by Locococoman March 26, 2026
French Immersion Teachers
Annoying devils that don't hesitate to give you detention even if you speak the tiniest bit of English, they don't even allow you to speak any other language. Won't even let you explain in English if you're about to die.
Student: "Speaks English"
Teacher: That's detention for you right there!
Another Student: "Speaks Korean"
Teacher: "That's also detention even though I don't know what you're saying!
Typical French Immersion Teachers. Do not recommend this program, it makes you suffer and feel like you're in hell.
Teacher: That's detention for you right there!
Another Student: "Speaks Korean"
Teacher: "That's also detention even though I don't know what you're saying!
Typical French Immersion Teachers. Do not recommend this program, it makes you suffer and feel like you're in hell.
French Immersion Teachers by JustARandomPersonThatIsBored November 26, 2022
french teacher
a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers
french teacher by Charlie4939 May 10, 2019
French teacher
a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers. She also doesn't let you go to the toilet untill you ask her in french
French teacher by Fmjfmjfmjfmj September 28, 2020
French teacher
The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.
French teacher by Anonymous carrot 19284 April 14, 2021
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