When a man places one testicle on one eye of another person. The positioning mimics the wearing of a monocle. Similar to the act of tea-bagging.
Guy #1: Dude, what did you do to Sally while she was passed out?
Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.
Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.
by The Guy who likes gerbils April 15, 2009
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