French Fart

It's like an american fart.... but with tongue.

i gotta fart...

baby, lets make this a french fart!

stick your tongue in my ass real quick!

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When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.

I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.

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French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.

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When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.

Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”

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A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.

“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”

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