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French Eskimo

When a man utilizes his tongue to French kiss his partner's vagina while cramming his nose into her anal orifice in an Eskimo-kiss-like fashion.
Sideways James said to his friend Milky Dave, "Dude, I was with Karen last night and I totally gave her the French Eskimo. Come smell my face."
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French-eskimo kiss 

An Eskimo kiss preceded by the licking of a nose.
Do you want me to French-Eskimo kiss you?
French-eskimo kiss by Deathesquire August 22, 2023

french eskimo brothers 

When two Eskimo brothers Eiffel tower some chick together and take there brotherhood to the next level. More specifically at a party somewhere like a cabin or apartment or something.
Dave: Dude, do you want to do something fun?
Zach: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Dave: Lets become French Eskimo Brothers at the party tomorrow!
Zach: I don't want to see your dingy though?
Dave: We'll do it in the dark, this is a chance to take our friendship to the next level
Zach: Well alright, you convinced me

French Eskimo Kiss 

The act of completely engulfing your partners nose with your mouth, then licking her nasal cavity.
I gave my girl a French Eskimo kiss, i didn't get sex for a week after that, but it was worth it.

french eskimo sister 

When two eskimo sisters elivate their siserhood with an aerial position of both women riding the same man on his face and cock respectively and the joining of hands.
"That time Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy slept together with JFK, they totally became French Eskimo sisters. They even high - fived."

French Eskimo Kiss 

When one rubs the tip of their nose all over the face of their significant other, usually as a joke after/whilst eskimo kissing.
I was being cute and giving her an eskimo kiss, but I ruined the moment in the name of humor when I gave her a French Eskimo Kiss
French Eskimo Kiss by kayrunk November 29, 2012
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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